Have a fancy dinner on a plate in 15 minutes with this quick and easy, paleo-friendly Chocolate Coffee Rubbed Steak with Coconut. It’s healthy and unique!
The countdown is on.
T- 2 days until the day of pink, cookies, heart and general luuuurrrvvveee related things is upon us.
Side note: can someone PLEASE explain what “T- insert time here” means. I seriously don’t know and just said it cause it sounded like something I should be saying. And, it sounds dramatic and that keeps you interested right? Yes.
So, this steak is MEGA EASY. Like I am almost embarrassed to share it with you kind of easy, but you don’t mind right? I mean, theres coconut, spice, coffee AND chocolate so I figured your face would be like “yum,” and you would forgive me for sharing something so easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Don’t put lemons in it though. That’s just cray.
Are you judging me saying “cray?” I’m judging myself.
I’m not sure how we got from steak >> lemons >> cray, but it seems to happen a lot.
Back to steak.
If you’re like me and don’t like going out to eat on Valentines Day, because you don’t want to sell your right arm to afford dinner and a cocktail, I’ve got you covered. It’s highly likely that you have everything you need in your pantry and it takes about .005 seconds to mix some spices and rub ’em on a big ‘ol hunk of meat. Dinner on plate in under 15 minutes AND it looks fancy. Uhm, yes please.
Plus, I’m pretty sure that almost every single ingredient in the spice rub is an aphrodisiac. Love. Valentines. Aphrodisiac. You are picking up what I am putting down.
Can we all agree that this should be happening to your Valentines day dinnah plates?
Because, eating with one arm? Yea, that be hard.
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