You know what food blogging has turned me into?

Well, aside from someone who needs approximately eleventy billion refrigerators and more friends who like to eat leftovers, that is?
It’s turned me into someone who is OBSESSED with her cell phone. I mean, I used to be pretty in love with texting. But, that’s about it. I could go for longer than .004 seconds without having my phone AT MY SIDE.
But then not-phone-obsessive Taylor turned into Food-blogger-always-need-to-have-phone-because-what-if-I-get-THE-email-and-I-have-to-respond-RIGHT-NOW. You know that email. The one where you magically win 1 million dollars. Or something like that.
Anyway.
Now I even have to workout WITH MY PHONE. Like, right beside me. Near my feet that could step on it and CRUNCH it at any moment. OR, even worse, I could be doing my most favorite leg day EVER and drop a plate on it when trying to load the bar for my deadlifts.
Pretty sure it would no longer be my most favorite leg day ever then.
BUT, that’s where Corning® Gorilla® Glass 4 comes in. Have you guys heard of this product? It’s a super tough glass cover that helps protect electronic devices.
After my deadlifts I gotta move onto my squats right? Right. BUT how would I know exactly how long to rest between sets without my phone timer? I mean I could just count in my head. BUT, we all know that’s just way too much work.
Which means I’m usually holding my phone in my hand, watching the timer AND trying to set up the squat rack at the SAME TIME. If you know me, you’d know that I rank about -100 on the “graceful” scale so I typically end up dropping something with all that muli-tasking going on. LIKE MY BELOVED PHONE.

Good thing Gorilla Glass 4 helps protect my most favorite little device of technology because it improves protection DRAMATICALLY against drops. YES PLEASE I NEED THAT.
Plus, we all know the kind of music they play at the gym right? AKA: Those annoying tunes that get stuck in your brain ALL DAY LONG, so it’s ULTRA important to tune them out.
With music. Which, SHOCKER, happens to be ON MY PHONE. Seriously, obsessed with that square little cellular device. How did we survive without it?
You may have already guessed that my phone falls out of shirt where I store it (hey, you do what you gotta do to avoid Spice Girls in your noggin’ all day) when I’m bending AT THE HIPS (good form people!) to finish up my super-fun leg day with some Good Mornings.
I mean, Gorilla Glass 4 to the RESCUE. Umm, AGAIN. I think I should just buy its own superhero cape FOR REAL.
Just like phones, how did us fitness-fanatics survive without it?
And I’m okay never really knowing.
Tori says
This post is both hilarious and helpful at the same time. I totally get the OCD about being WITH your phone at all times because I’m the same way about other things.
Taylor Kiser says
YES! I can’t be separated from it. MAJOR anxiety over here! Thank you Tori!
Ashley @ Fit Mitten Kitchen says
Oh my goodness you are always cracking me up. But literally I do the same thing with my phone now. I was also all like, “Why Instagram? What the heck is with all the #hashtags?! I’m never using them.” Boy has that changed! HA. And I used to not understand why people had their phones so much at the gym. Like “focus on your workout people, stop texting.” BUT AGAIN, my timer, my workout plans, etc. ALL ON THE PHONE. I’m bound to drop a weight on my phone soon. I should prrrroobbabblly look into getting this awesome little product! Thanks for sharing 🙂
Taylor Kiser says
RIGHT! It’s crazy how it’s changed,now it’s all about hashtags…and I can’t go anywhere without the phone!!
You would love this girl – totally look into it!
Cassie says
I usually put my iPhone on a table or somewhere very stable where I know my phone wouldn’t be touched! Or I just keep it in my bag!
Taylor Kiser says
That is always a good idea!!
Eva says
I remember when I used to go to the gym and I ended up buying one of those arm phone holders. Now I don’t need it, but when I run I just hold it in my hand.
Taylor Kiser says
That works too! I tried the arm phone holder, but it just gets in my way!!
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